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i'm a man of many names, aliases you could say. for example, webmaster, luke ass, boobmaster, weebmaster, fakingu uebumasuta, webmasturbate, and probably more that i can't remember. if you have any more names youd like to give to me please let me know because i find them terribly funny.

i mention it a lot, but i guess you could call me a NEET. im the end product of roachification. i take pride in my interests and even if they are deemed "problematic" by society i continue to consume the media i want to.

as for what i have goin on in my life, theres pretty much nothing. i dont go to school, i dont have a job, i kind of just sit in front of my computer for several hours a day, slumped over in my chair. it gets exciting with internet drama that goes on but other than that i live the most boring life imaginable.

im mediocre at everything i do. at least i enjoy coding....for the most part. it gets frustrating but usually im able to make it a fun hobbie. i like to lurk on forums. specifically /b/. i like playing cheap if not free video games from steam and newgrounds. albeit im not good at them but i still find them amusing to play.

personality shit


stance on doubles: doubles ok
comfort characters: ryuko matoi, mako mankanshoku, tsumugu kinagase

stance on doubles: doubles iffy
comfort characters: dave strider, roxy lalonde, rose lalonde

stance on doubles: no doubles
comfort characters: jyushimatsu matsuno, karamatsu matsuno

stance on doubles: doubles iffy
comfort characters: mari setogaya

stance on doubles: doubles ok
comfort characters: light yagami, touta matsuda

stance on doubles: doubles iffy
comfort characters: cassandra, darnell, boyfriend, girlfriend

stance on doubles: doubles ok
comfort characters: miu iruma

stance on doubles: no doubles
comfort characters: ramona flowers, knives chau, kim pine, wallace wells

stance on doubles: no doubles
comfort characters: karkat vantas, aradia megido, terezi pyrope

likes and dislikes

  • school
  • work
  • original monster
  • well done steak
  • cancel culture
  • white people
  • pushovers
  • helplessness
  • long tests
  • unsanitary surfaces

personality tests

Your rainbow is shaded brown.


What is says about you: You are a deep thinking person. You appreciate the roughness of nature. You feel closer to people when you understand their imperfections.

Find the colors of your rainbow at

you are seagreen

Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there's a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.

Your saturation level is higher than average - You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don't be afraid to run out and make things happen.

Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.
the html color quiz


this is my ponysona, he is named kind stranger. no one in his town really knows him as a person, just a dude you'd see lurking 's all. though this doesn't mean he doesn't have a personal life.

he enjoys forum browsing and watching commentary youtube videos, 4chan and nfkrz being his favorites. he spends time programming and writing scripts for silly mundane things he could do manually, making them automated just makes the job feel perfecte.